Welcome to

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I don't collect clients
I gather Feral Fuckers.
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Hello there goorjuss one! Welcome to a space packed full of others like you - ready to witness our real versions of ourselves coming back online!
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It's time for your feral awakening my daaaahling!
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More than ever, we need community AND representation as frankly - we're sick to death of not being seen and it's time we changed it!
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Which is why I'm not here to guide you - I'm here to remind you that YOU are your best guide!

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Feral = your true identity
Fuckery = Bringing back your mischief

The Feral Threads...

i do things very differently - I put you first and i will never minimise your experience.
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this is YOUR village.
come on in!
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regardless of where you are right now, there is something here for you because I've created it all JUST for you
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ready for your reclamation?
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♥ Feral Feature ♥

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£199 per month
(3 Month Commitment)

Private 1:1 work for the woman who’s fucking tired of mistaking her survival strategies for her personality. We get underneath the pleasing, bracing, proving and doing it all alone to see what those adaptations have been protecting.
Let's see what starts to happen when you stop handing 'The Being Othered Patterns' the fucking steering wheel!

£21 per triad
The most common comment I get is that I see you. Which can be really helpful when you sometimes just need another set of eyes. Dark Triad is three voicenotes reflecting what you haven't yet noticed or stepped into to get you moving again.
In one swoop, we get to the crux of what's really going on so you get to work your magic with eyes wide open.

£66 per session
Past Life Regressions • Shadow Integrations • Future Life Progressions
Your REAL gold is still hiding in the shadows. Your body and senses know this but it's not always easy to access the 'what'. Shadow sessions reveal who you are, why you care and what actually makes you tick under the day to day debris!These SHOW you why you're still petrified of your own light so you can stop tyrekicking it!

£99 per month x 12
Next Cohort Feb '27
The Exorcism is a 12-month program that starts where most don't - INSIDE your shadows. We build a low-demand business from the truth of who you are now - your trauma, your limitations and most importantly, the power nobody has taught you to hold for yourself before.For when you want to boot the toxic positivity and build a business that won't burn you TF out because it's built around your actual reality.

£55 per month x 12 - Starts Nov 2026
The Reckoning is where the Witch, Mother & Sister Wounds stop running the show. Across a year of deep healing and sacred circle, we unpack, uncover and heal the fuck out of patterns and beliefs that you've inherited without realising they're even there.
This is permission central where you return to what's been exiled within you, and relight your FULL fucking flame.

£444 per month x 3
Resurrections is a 1 to 1 coaching space for divergents, creatives & healers who know something in their life - business, body, spirit or self - wants to rise but hasn't yet. Together through reflecting what you ALREADY know, coaching and actual processing & healing, you get to move forward with self trust again.
This is where we unbury you from life's rubble and get to resurrect what you'd forgotten was underneath it all along.

Under Construction!
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Nothing in here is a giant programme.
♥ Everything is under £50 ♥
A deliciously unhinged collection of small but mighty rituals, experiments and business exorcisms for the shit that keeps getting in your way.Money weirdness, rejection wobbles, lost parts of yourself, debt, visibility - whatever other gremlin wanders in next.As and when I create them, you’ll find Huntress, Money Masquerade, Lost Rites, The Trial, Money From The Swamp, Debt Disconnect, Rejection Sensitivity Healing in here and whatever else I drag back from the woods.Have a rummage around, pick the thing that’s calling you, then cause a little trouble on your terms because something shifted!Basically, if Mary Poppins did exorcisms, this would be her fucking carpet bag!

Coming Jan '27
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Your money has been wearing a mask and frankly, we’re done letting the sneaky fucker run the show. Money Masquerade uncovers the hidden stories, rules and protective patterns making money feel harder than it needs to!
This is where finally start to see money in a way that fits who the fuck YOU are.

Coming in Spring '27
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£22 per month - opens April '27
Alchemask is a twice-monthly meet in a safe ritual space, which I personally class as truly sacred. In this increasingly disconnected world, women need the communion of circles and sisterhood more than ever. Once a month we hold a ritual space, once a month we have the kinship of a fireside chat.
Within the cycles of every moon, we'll combine Sanomentology Therapy, the Dark Feminine and Sacred Sisterhood to heal the ongoing boundary trampling of women and top YOU back up again.

Free
Wicked Alchemy is the central hub - the space where it all happens and you get to find your kinda people. Our kin are so underrepresented and this is the first thing I want to change.
This is where you remember that there ARE others like you - your reminder that your environments were the issue all along - not you!

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Before you pootle off - just a little love note to you from the unseen...
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I am devoted to everything I create. As I created this page, I set an intention of love and inclusion, lit a pink candle, and drew an oracle card from the Sacred Rebels deck for it.
The opening words were absolutely perfect and will help you decide for yourself if this is your kinda space...
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The card was entitled 'Come to Life' and here are three sentences from the guide will tell you if this space is meant for you...
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"You are the most sacred of all sacred artworks - you are bringing yourself to life now and this is how it must be.".
"Beneath habitual thoughts, there is a deep sensual, creative and energetic awakening happening to you - others might not like it because it shakes things up - coming to life tends to do that."
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"The message of this is oracle is 'Be Alive!' Don't imagine you can go back to sleep - you are too awake for that now."
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I particularly love the middle sentence - others might not like it is an understatement when we properly decide we get to go first in our own lives. Ferality at its finest!
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